deerlicious: thanks to tumblr i dont find a lot of things funny anymore literally the only kind of stuff i laugh at now are things like this
mad-manwithablog: spooky-richter: choosing a halloween costume is serious business like do i fandom do i scary do i disney princess if you go as dean winchester you’ll be all three
imahighfunctioningfangirl: screamsinsilence527: avengerlicious: So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family. My heart just broke The sound I maDE WAS NOT HUMAN
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
foodtrucker: ‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
beatlesgarden: leaveliestotheliars: asheathes: When someone says something is “the next Harry Potter” Do you not understand? There is no “next Harry Potter” YOU CANNOT REPLICATE ANYTHING HARRY POTTER HAS ACHIEVED Same as the Beatles. I’m sorry but it doesn’t matter how popular a boy band gets or how much you hate the Beatles NO ONE WILL EVER BE COMPARABLE BECAUSE OF A WHOLE NUMBER OF...
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asgardianarmy: please-stay-perfect: pinkie-pie-party: bitch-im-cool: kingdomheartsrocks: guarneres: #THE WEIRDER THE BETTER Yesssssssssss [[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]] Please omg BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
internetmessiah: Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
lesbianpants: solluxyaoi: “wow hes really attractive” “aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”
h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth